骁话一下:美国主播污蔑中国,几个菜呀喝成这样?

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2020-04-23 10:43

王骁

王骁作者

美国爱荷华大学历史和国际关系双学位

【视频/ 王骁】

欢迎收看节目,福克斯新闻是特朗普总统的好朋友,但他们最近被总统呛了,所以每当特朗普四处甩锅的时候,他们总是得更狠一点,让我们看看他们怎么说的。

哇哦,你真的有很努力在向川普表忠心呢。做得不错嘛,珍妮。但有一说一,我以为只有朝鲜的媒体才会做出这么用力的表演,但是你绝对是做到了,甚至更胜一筹。

但不幸的是,你作为一个新人,你传达的是错误的信息,且误导了你的观众。你看,我们早就已经在控制这个疫情了,是我们在一月的时候就将城市进行封锁。是我们欢迎WTO和美国的专家,是我们分享关于疫情的信息。

与此同时,在我们处于危难时刻的时候你们这些极右媒体却正在忙着攻击我们,但是现在我们逐渐恢复了。

我们在向那些需要我们帮助的城市输送医疗队伍和医疗资源,而与此同时美国正在对这些国家打劫。我觉得德国人想起他们丢失的口罩的时候应该不会很开心吧。

所以我会以你的口吻来说:

你的模型已经失控了

你的经济也已经失控了

美国早就已经失控了

我不想你摧毁了你的国家或者你的生活方式

但是你又是这么努力

你努力了这么久想要赢得这次比蠢大赛

没错我说的就是(pandemic+dumb)脑残流行病

早在1月20号,中国就在公共电视上说过这次疫情可能会以人传人的形式存在,美国人早就知道了,你们过分忽视且刻意保护川普的竞选不受疫情影响,却允许病毒肆意传播,把美国人的生命放在风险之中。你想控制人们,你背后的政治家们想要得到更多的选票,不过如果你准备开始着手于研究如何惩罚我们的话,不如先把我们的口罩手套防护服都禁了怎么样?

顺便一提,如果你想让我们把手伸回来,那么你怎么能指望我们给你们收拾烂摊子呢?用手不行难道用脚吗?

就很可爱,在咄咄逼人的演讲的结束后寻求帮助,中国早就告诉世界这个病毒会人传人了,但就算我们没说,大美利坚可是拥有世界上最先进的医疗技术,怎么我们中国就突然成了你健康问题的信息来源了?

为了以防你们在未来再怪罪我们,我再告诉你点事儿珍妮,艾滋病是人传人的,H1N1是人传人的,流感都是人传人的,你猜怎么着,这就是病毒怎么传播的?人传人!没想到吧?!

别再骗你的人民了,中国不是你的敌人,WHO不是你的敌人,奥巴马不是你的敌人,民主党不是你的敌人,病毒才是你的敌人。我们中国人才不管你放什么纸牌屋洋屁,这场对抗疫情的战争是全球性的,我们就携起手来攻克难关呗!

哎呀~不好意思,我都忘了你们叫我们不要再向你们伸手了,我甚至都有点怀念你们在贸易战时候的行径了。

这就是我想说的,如果你觉得我说的不错,记得给我的视频点赞分享。

谢谢收看,我们下次再见~

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Alright, welcome to my show, FoxNews is a very good friend with President Trump, but they got slammed by Mr. President recently, so when Trump plays the blame game, they wanna go further, check out what they said.

wow, you are trying really hard to win Trump's heart back, well done, Jeanine, To be honest, I thought only North Korean host could do a show so powerfully like that, You totally nailed it, you are far better. unfortunately, as a news person, you misinformed and misled your audience. you see, we handled this pandemic very early, we put our city into lockdown in January, we welcomed experts from WHO and America, we shared information. At the same time, you far-right media were busy kicking us when we were down. Now we are getting better, we are sending medical teams and supplies to countries that needed our help while America is robbing them. I think Germans might not be very happy about their missing masks.

So I will say this to you in your tone. Your model is out of control, your economy is out of control, America is already out of control. I don't want you to destroy your country or your way of life, but you work too hard you fought too long to win this pandumic, that's what I say, pandumic. China said this virus could be transmitted from human to human on public television on January 20th, America knew about, overly ignored about and intentionally protected Trump's campaign from the virus, but allow that virus to be released, putting the rest of the American people at risk. you wanna control people, your politicians wanna get more votes. If you are gonna start working on how we are gonna be punished, how about starting with banning our masks, gloves, and gowns. By the way, if you want us to keep our damn hands off you, then how do you expect us to do something about what got you to this mess in the first place? With our feet?

That's cute, asking for a favor at the end of an aggressive speech.

China told the world that this virus is human-to-human, but even if we didn't, America has the most advanced medical technology in the world, how come China suddenly becomes your source on the health issue. In case you blame us in the future, let me tell you something Jeanine, AIDS is human-to-human, H1N1 is human-to-human, flu is human-to-human. Guess what, that is literally how viruses spread. From human-to-human. surprise! Stop fooling your people, China is not your enemy, WHO is not your enemy, Obama is not your enemy, Democrats are not your enemy, the virus is your enemy. We Chinese don't give a damn about your House of Cards drama, this war against the virus is global, and let's work hand in hand to win this one! Oops, I'm sorry, I forgot that you want us to keep our damn hands off you.

Seeing how drunk you guys are, I kinda miss your behavior during the trade tension.

That's all I wanna say. If you agree with my view, please like this video, and share it. Thank you and see you next time.


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